Texts

I’ll never forget my first expletive. It’s such a fond memory that I’ve even thought of framing it. But how frame a four-letter word? Especially when it ...

Two businessmen in a small restaurant. “Isn’t our waitress fantastic?” “Yes, she’s good.” “I think I’ll leave her a nice big tip.” “No need to,” says the ...

All my friends write. Great. All my friends love to write. Fantastic. Even I don’t dislike writing, though I no longer do it. Ah, to write! To write words. To write things. ...

I turned 50 two weeks ago. Time to make new promises. And one of the promises I made myself was: no more mistakes! The next day, of course I made a terrible mistake: I went to ...